thaumaturge;

(THO-mah-turj)

n. a performer of miracles or magic feats.

I don't count

PROMO TILL MY NEXT .5K

thetxrdis:

  • I’m pretty close and I’m exctied
  • So reblog this
  • And make sure you are following me 
Anonymous asked the qwueen : S
she replied:

Salami
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

hiddles-me-timbers:

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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it gets better when you realize that’s an Irish bus

So I got asked to say a word today that started with p. I said potatoes straight away without even thinking.
I was the only person in the room to not name male genitalia.

chaoticlittleshit asked the qwueen : P
she replied:

Potatoes
Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

What is my brother doing here?
He straightened the knocker. He always corrects it, he’s OCD. He doesn’t even know he’s doing it.

sirandrewscott:

This is super late, I totally forgot about it tbh. And let’s not discuss how shit the graphic is, I made it in 5 minutes, okay?

Rules 

  • Mbf me bc I’m fabulous
  • Check out my lovely September BOTM WINNER and THREE RUNNERS UP! (they’re all fabulous!)
  • Reblog this lovely post (no likes please unless for bookmark!)
  • Must reach 20 notes or this never happened… (less notes since I left this late)
  • Sherlock blogs please (If you are a multifandom blog with Sherlock as one of your main fandoms then that’s fine)
  • Reblog until September 30th
  • 1 winner and 2 runners up (extra runner up if this gets 50 notes, 2 extra runners up if this gets 70, etc)

What I’m looking for

  • A great URL
  • Pretty, clean and organized theme 
  • Nice posts
  • A hella nice blogger!

Winner Prizes

  • A spot in my updates tab for the whole of October and a permanent place in the winners section
  • A follow back if not already
  • Unlimited promos throughout October
  • Probably some random promos too because you’re awesome
  • I’ll make you a URL graphic
  • Lots of love and cookies from me
  • Glory and gore

Runner-up prizes

  • A spot in my updates tab for the whole of October
  • A follow back if not already
  • 3 promos in October
  • Also lots of love and virtual cookies from me
  • Runner-up pride!

Reblog away, my friends! And may the odds be ever in your favour